Dear Diary: 09-10-2019 3 mos

Dear Diary:
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Mom took me for a walk today.
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Look at the joy in her face.

It all faded after dinner tonight.
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She’s all googley eyed and smiley making weirdo faces at me, I’m all quiet and smiling back at her.
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She picked me up and realized I pooped!
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Hahahaha!
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Did she mention she got a new dining room table?
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One with the little lines in it that food and dust accumulate in?
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Do you know how hard it is to get baby poop out of those lines?
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My mom does.
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Checkmate heifer.
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#sincerelycharliejoy
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#charliejoy#callsigncharlie — in Istachatta, Florida.